"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"How can we productize this?"I used to think that, too."Encourages people to "take a step back""I can see why you might think that."
Paces around the room"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Will this scale?""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"I don't need the details."
Draws a Venn diagram"Well, thease are the facts."PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"Sorry, I was multitasking."Steps out for a phone call
Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I'm a bit of a visionary""Let's just get to the bottom line.""You might be right""I think what X is trying to say is..."
"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Translates percentages into fractionsRepeats what someone else said, but very slowly"What are the 'next steps'?""At the end of the day..."
Encourages people to "take a step back""We need to wrap our heads around this."Draws a Venn diagram"I used to think that, too.""You might be right"
"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I don't need the details.""Well, thease are the facts."Translates percentages into fractions"I can see why you might think that."
"Let's put a stake in the ground""You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
PEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
(free square)
"Will this scale?""Sorry, I was multitasking."
"I'm a bit of a visionary"Asks the presenter to go back a slideRepeats what someone else said, but very slowly"Let's just get to the bottom line."Steps out for a phone call
"What are the 'next steps'?""How can we productize this?"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""I think what X is trying to say is...""At the end of the day..."
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