People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo!

Spot the tricks people use to attempt to look smart in meetings.

How to play:

Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"What are the 'next steps'?"Translates percentages into fractions"I don't need the details.""Well, thease are the facts."
"Let's put a stake in the ground""You might be right"Nods while pretending to take notes"Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"Paces around the room
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
(free square)
"At the end of the day..."Steps out for a phone call
"We need to wrap our heads around this."Asks the presenter to go back a slide"Will this scale?"Encourages people to "take a step back""Let's just get to the bottom line."
"How can we productize this?"Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"I used to think that, too.""I'm a bit of a visionary""I can see why you might think that."

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