Intoxicated?Irresponsible use of sequinsSpeech written on scrapHot unknown dateClaps for own name
Exits podium wrong wayIn bathroom when calledWins. Cries.Presenter fumbleSends proxy to claim award
Wardrobe malfunctionSlips walking to stageKPCC | 87TH ACADEMY AWARDS, 2015 OSCAR BINGO
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Retro hairstyleAngry sore loser
Teleprompter failThanks mom or dadPolitical commentaryCursingFake tears
"This is so unexpected"Played off by musicMontage!Forgets to thank spouse"I didn't write a speech"