Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Who will take care of you when you're old?You're just bitter and hateful.You childhater!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.Just wait until you have kids of your own.
You must be a very sad person.It's all worth it in the end.You don't know what love is until you have a child.You must have had a horrible childhood.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!
It's not a real family if you don't have children.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.BABY BINGO
(free square)
I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!
What do your parents think about no grandkids?What if your parents thought the same way?You were a child once!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!How can you live with yourself?
But you're so smart!You're just selfish.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.Children are our future!You'll change your mind once you have one.

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