Translates percentages into fractions"What are the 'next steps'?""Let's just get to the bottom line.""At the end of the day...""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?"
"I'm a bit of a visionary""I can see why you might think that.""I don't need the details.""I used to think that, too.""Please get back to us on this"
Making someone else do the work and report back.
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
Steps out for a phone callPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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Asks the presenter to go back a slide"I think what X is trying to say is..."
Paces around the room"Sorry, I was multitasking.""How can we productize this?"Let's put a stake in the ground"Encourages people to "take a step back"
Repeats what someone else said, but very slowly"You might be right""Well, thease are the facts."Nods while pretending to take notes"Will this scale?"
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