People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo!

Spot the tricks people use to attempt to look smart in meetings.

How to play:

Visit People Trying To Look Smart In Meetings Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

"How can we productize this?"What are the 'next steps'?"Asks the presenter to go back a slide"At the end of the day...""I can see why you might think that."
"I think what X is trying to say is...""Will this scale?"Paces around the roomNods while pretending to take notes"I used to think that, too."
"I don't need the details."Steps out for a phone callPEOPLE TRYING TO LOOK SMART IN MEETINGS BINGO
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"Let's just get to the bottom line."Draws a Venn diagram
"Sorry, I was multitasking."Encourages people to "take a step back""Let's put a stake in the ground""I'm a bit of a visionary""Well, thease are the facts."
"You did a great job on that, X."
Showing their in the position to judge and condescend.
"We need to wrap our heads around this.""Why don't you summarize again for everyone else?""You might be right"Translates percentages into fractions

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