Since you're not doing anything...Wouldn't it be easier if you...Did you get that email?Can't you just do that?I know it's not your job but...
Why can't I have the Wi-Fi password?The internet is slowSo how did you fix (x)?The (x) broke!But how do I do it?
I know you're busy but...We pay you to (x)IT_DEPT.EXE
(free square)
I sent you...Why can't I use...
Where'd it go!?It just brokeAre you sure?It should be on thereCan you fix my phone?
How did you do that?It should be easy for youWhen you have some timeI tried thatI didn't do anything
Get your own card at http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/itdept/?