Since you're not doing anything...The internet is slowCan you fix my phone?Did you get that email?So how did you fix (x)?
Where'd it go!?I know it's not your job but...We pay you to (x)Why can't I use...What is the Wi-Fi password?
The (x) broke!It should be on thereIT_DEPT.EXE
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What do we pay you for?Can't you just do that?
I know you're busy but...Are you sure?It just brokeWhen you have some timeI tried that
I sent you...But how do I do it?How did you do that?It should be easy for youWhy can't I have the Wi-Fi password?
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