| TBS will save it | It did better than [previous timeslot failure] | Network XYZ is run by morons | It deserves another season | Critics love it |
| The network doesn't listen to its fans | The CEO/producer's wife/son/gardener is on the show | It premiered too early | They ran the episodes out of order | NFL football killed it |
| WTF is TV by the numbers? | It does great in total viewership | TV FAN EXCUSE BINGO (free square) | It already aired in Canada | It was a trending topic on Twitter |
| Everyone I know watches it | 10pm shows are lower rated | It airs on Friday | It's a niche show | It has great DVR numbers |
| It does great internationally | Local stations keep pre-empting it | Who cares what they think? | You're all haters | It aired opposite a huge movie premiere |