| It's made in Canada | TVbytheNumbers.com killed it | It aired on a big video game release night | Network XYZ is run by morons | The Parents Television Council boycotted it |
| It was a trending topic on Twitter | Critics love it | It ran opposite [ratings juggernaut] | Networks cancel shows too soon, remember Seinfeld? | Everyone I know watches it |
| You're all haters | The network doesn't listen to its fans | TV FAN EXCUSE BINGO (free square) | It airs on Friday | Who cares what they think? |
| The network loves the showrunner/producer | Its night is too competitive | The cast is signed for six seasons | They aren't counting online viewers | Viewers over 50 should count too |
| It doesn't have a laugh track | It won its timeslot Its lead in is dragging it down | It does great internationally | The network keeps changing its timeslot | It deserves another season |
| Daylight Saving Time killed it | It has great DVD sales | It was on the wrong day/time | TBS will save it | Who cares what they think? |
| It airs on Friday | It did better than [previous timeslot failure] | It doesn't have a laugh track | Our online petition has a million signatures | The CEO/producer's wife/son/gardener is on the show |
| It does great internationally | Its night is too competitive | TV FAN EXCUSE BINGO (free square) | They aren't counting online viewers | It wasn't promoted enough |
| The network doesn't listen to its fans | Nobody knew when it was on | The network keeps changing its timeslot | Networks cancel shows too soon, remember Seinfeld? | It was a trending topic on Twitter |
| They released it digitally first before it premiered | It has good reviews | They didn't promote it | It deserves another season | WTF is TV by the numbers? |