| Apple TV | No ads | No Data Mining | Revolutionary | Universal iPhone and iPad |
| On-The-AppStore | Powerful | Fremium | Paradigm Shifting | It is like FlappyBird but for |
| Scalable | Swift and easy | PLANET OF THE APPS ESCALATOR PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO (free square) | Artificial Intelligence | The Next Generation of |
| Apple Music | Apple Watch | Stunning Visual Effects | Business Model | Siri |
| World-Changing | Awesome | Great for Kids | Blows $AppName out of the water | Delightful |
| Subscription | Swift and easy | On-The-AppStore | Bootstrap | Artificial Intelligence |
| The Next Generation of | Powerful | Back to the Drawingboard | Sounds great on AirPods | Apple TV |
| Scalable | Apple Watch | PLANET OF THE APPS ESCALATOR PITCH BULLSHIT BINGO (free square) | No ads | Stunning Visual Effects |
| Great for Kids | No Data Mining | Awesome | Blows $AppName out of the water | Delightful |
| Paradigm Shifting | Boom! | Fremium | It is on the AppStore | Revolutionary |