| What do you think, Geoffrey Peterson? | TARDIS | Sex robot | What time is it Geoffrey Peterson? | Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney? |
| Sex party! | Never saw that coming! | Oprah | For reals? | Grow a pair of testicles |
| Best damn nite of my life. | Wikipedia | CRAIG FERGUSON BINGO (free square) | Remind you of anyone? | What's-a-come-ana-go. |
| One is a ____ and the other is a ____. | In your pants | I know! | Take that ____? | What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig? |
| I love Maryland. I got crabs there once. | Kangaroo testicles | I am your host, TV's Craig Ferguson | I look forward to your letters. | Do tell. |