| It's all worth it in the end. | It's different when they're your own! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You childhater! | You must be a very sad person. |
| You'll regret it when you're older. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You were a child once! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Who will take care of you when you're old? |
| You'll change your mind once you have one. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | BREEDER BINGO (free square) | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | Your child could cure cancer! | You're just bitter and hateful. | Children are our future! |
| But you're so smart! | You must have had a horrible childhood. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |