| Who will take care of you when you're old? | You're just bitter and hateful. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | It's different when they're your own! |
| You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | What if your parents thought the same way? |
| It's all worth it in the end. | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | BABY BINGO (free square) | You must be a very sad person. | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! |
| How can you live with yourself? | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | But you're so smart! |
| You must have had a horrible childhood. | You'll change your mind once you have one. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |