Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

But you're so smart!Just wait until you have kids of your own.You childhater!How can you live with yourself?Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen
You must be a very sad person.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!It's unnatural not to want to have children.What if your parents thought the same way?Being a parent is the most important job in the world!
I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.You'll regret it when you're older.BABY BINGO
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You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!It's different when they're your own!
You'll change your mind once you have one.It's not a real family if you don't have children.But you'd make such a good parent!You're just selfish.Your child could cure cancer!
Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.You were a child once!What do your parents think about no grandkids?You don't know what love is until you have a child.Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!

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