Will the world end today?
Before each meeting or conference call, visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select card only and multiple card versions of this page when playing on line, or with a PDA.
Check off each block when you hear these words during the meeting or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!!
| You must be a very sad person. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! | You childhater! | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. |
| Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented! | Your child could cure cancer! | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
| Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | What if your parents thought the same way? | BABY BINGO (free square) | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. |
| But you'd make such a good parent! | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | How can you live with yourself? | Just wait until you have kids of your own. | It's different when they're your own! |
| You were a child once! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | You'll change your mind once you have one. | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Children are our future! |