Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

My kids are the most important thing in my life!You're just selfish.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.It's all worth it in the end.You don't know what love is until you have a child.
You childhater!The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.You'll change your mind once you have one.Just wait until you have kids of your own.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen
But you'd make such a good parent!Children are our future!BABY BINGO
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But you're so smart!You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!
How can you live with yourself?What if your parents thought the same way?Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.It's different when they're your own!Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!
Who will take care of you when you're old?It's not a real family if you don't have children.You must be a very sad person.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.You'll regret it when you're older.

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