Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Who will take care of you when you're old?But you'd make such a good parent!Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYou're just bitter and hateful.You must have had a horrible childhood.
Children are our future!But you're so smart!My kids are the most important thing in my life!Your child could cure cancer!Being a parent is the most important job in the world!
You childhater!It's different when they're your own!BABY BINGO
(free square)
You were a child once!I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.
You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!It's all worth it in the end.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!It's not a real family if you don't have children.
Just wait until you have kids of your own.Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You'll change your mind once you have one.You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.

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