Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Breeder Bingo is a way to change all of that!
Before each meeting, visit Breeder Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own BS Bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed, but you can select a card only version of this page when playing on line, or with a PDA.
Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!
| But you'd make such a good parent! | You'll regret it when you're older. | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. |
| It's different when they're your own! | It's all worth it in the end. | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | What do your parents think about no grandkids? | Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! |
| Who will take care of you when you're old? | My kids are the most important thing in my life! | BREEDER BINGO (free square) | You don't know what love is until you have a child. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. |
| You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | You must be a very sad person. | You must have had a horrible childhood. | What if your parents thought the same way? | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
| You're just bitter and hateful. | Children are our future! | How can you live with yourself? | You childhater! | You were a child once! |
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