Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

Your child could cure cancer!Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.You must have had a horrible childhood.Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYou'll change your mind once you have one.
You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!But you'd make such a good parent!You were a child once!What if your parents thought the same way?
It's unnatural not to want to have children.Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!BABY BINGO
(free square)
Being a parent is the most important job in the world!You must be a very sad person.
But you're so smart!It's all worth it in the end.You don't know what love is until you have a child.I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind.The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.
You childhater!Who will take care of you when you're old?Your children would be so beautiful/smart/talented!You're just bitter and hateful.You're just selfish.

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