Baby Bingo!

How to play:

Visit Baby Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select an embeddable card only version of the game or a multiple card version of the game when playing on line, or with a smart phone.

Click/Mark each block when you see or hear these words and phrases. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!!!". Or play as a drinking game and for every block you mark off, take a sip, and finish your drink each time you get five blocks in a row.

The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids.Just wait until you have kids of your own.But you're so smart!You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children.But you'd make such a good parent!
Who will take care of you when you're old?Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happenYou must have had a horrible childhood.Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind.You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered!
You'll change your mind once you have one.You don't know what love is until you have a child.BABY BINGO
(free square)
You were a child once!How can you live with yourself?
Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement!You must be a very sad person.I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out.You childhater!It's different when they're your own!
Children are our future!My kids are the most important thing in my life!It's unnatural not to want to have children.You're just selfish.You're just bitter and hateful.

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