Before each meeting or conference call, visit Breeder Bingo and print one copy of this game card for each player, refreshing the page before each print, or have the players print their own bingo cards. These instructions will not be printed. You can also select card only and multiple card versions of this page when playing on line, or with a PDA.
Check off each block when you hear these words during the meeting or conference call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!!
| My kids are the most important thing in my life! | You should have a kid. Your race isn't having enough kids. You'll be outnumbered! | The best thing in the world I ever did was have kids. | It's all worth it in the end. | Your child could cure cancer! |
| Childbirth is a woman's greatest achievement! | It's unnatural not to want to have children. | I said I didn't want kids when I was young, but I changed my mind. | It's not a real family if you don't have children. | Being a parent is the most important job in the world! |
| Just wait until you have kids of your own. | But you'd make such a good parent! | BREEDER BINGO (free square) | You're just selfish. | Oh, well, you never know. "Accidents" happen |
| What do your parents think about no grandkids? | How can you live with yourself? | What if your parents thought the same way? | It's different when they're your own! | You don't know what love is until you have a child. |
| You were a child once! | Someday you'll meet someone who'll change your mind. | But you're so smart! | You don't love your partner if you won't give him/her children. | I feel so sorry for you. You're missing out. |
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